life is a destination

I'm a little scared girl. Giggle.
My house smells like warm food. I had chicken and vegetables for dinner. And fruit. I need to go to the gym or I'm going to turn into a whale. I want to make a shirt that says "I <3 Carbs". I saw one already that says "Fuck Atkins". Amazing. We had a lengthy discussion about the word "fuck". Mike has a shirt that says "FCUK"..but that's just ..yeah. I can't think. I think it's popcorn. There's Japanese people yelling at me through my computer.
Basically..I need to stop being such a girl.

January 12, 2005. (Libra)
Quickie: The best way to get a piece of the action is to assert your own agenda.

I like to slap bitches. I like to slap ho's.

Me!: how was tony?
Hottest man alive, aka MIKE.: good
Mike: we stole a sign.
Joie: nice!
Mike: yea it says "hitting golfballs prohibited in park"
Joie: haha
Joie: not anymore, bitches

Then we laughed lots. Actually it just happened, so we're still laughing. It was popcorn. With butter. Ew. I need to figure out when and why Steve and I became friends again. I no longer trust anything with male genetalia. I love the Counting Crows. Murder of One. I love my iPod. I love..lamp.